My new friend, Mr Cookie
I'd like to introduce you to my new friend, Mr Cookie.
Ashley: Hello Mr Cookie, how are you going?
Cookie: Do you has cookie?
Ashley: No, but I do have a fev-ver butt mousie. Would you like to play with him?
Cookie: Fev-ver butt mousies made of cookie?
Ashley: No, 'fraid not.
Cookie: Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Where be the Cookie?!?! I think I see a cookie over there, kthxbai.
Ashley: You are strange, Mr Cookie. And I think you have been reading I Can Has Cheezburger even more than Jasmine!