Blog readability level

I found this blog readability test on Chase's blog. I tried it on my blog and discovered that my blog is furry easy to read:

I tried it on Jasmine's blog too, and discovered that Jasmine's is a little more complicated. I'm not surprised though because Jasmine writes about solving Rubik's Cubes!

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Kitty necklace

Looky at this pretty necklace Jasmine bought. It's silver and it's a poodin! I like it furry much. Every time Jasmine cuddles me and happens to be wearing this, I always paw at it. Jasmine thinks I'm just playing, but actually I'm trying to take it off her because I think it would look better on me.


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Happy Gobble Gobble Turkey Day!

Happy Gobble Gobble Turkey Day to all the poodins and their beans!

Jasmine is Australian, so she doesn't really know about Thanksgiving. But while she's living in Mericky, she wanted to get into the spirit of things. Since I'm a Mericky poodin, Jasmine asked me about Thanksgiving. I told her that Thanksgiving is about eating lots of gobble-gobble fev-vers and thinking about things you are thankful for.

Jasmine thought this sounded pretty good, so she cooked a gobble gobble for me and Peter and herself. Jasmine has never cooked a gobble gobble before, in fact, she's never even cooked a whole chick-hen before! (Don't tell her I said this, but I think Jasmine is not very interested in, or good at, cooking) So, we were all pretty happy when the gobble gobble turned out so well! Just look at it's deliciousness! I am so purroud of Jasmine!


Jasmine and Peter like vege-bles too, so they loaded up the gobble gobble tray with lots of veges: potato, sweet potato, garlic, broccoli, onion, tomato, brussel sprouts, mushrooms and carrot. They also had sides of asparagus and garlic mashy 'tato.

Of course I had to snoopervise the whole production, because I'm a poodin, but also because I'm a 'Mericky poodin, so I know lots more 'bout Thanksgiving than my Australian foster beans. Here I am giving a final approval of the gobble gobble. Shortly after this, Jasmine put some gobble gobble in my bowl and we all had a furry nice Thanksgiving dinner. Jasmine also blew out the candles 'cos she was worried I might want to play with them (she just thought they would look pretty in the picture).


I'd also like to mention some things I'm thankful for:

• I'm furry, furry thankful for the SPCA and the Vet Hospital who saved my life. I would be at the Rainbow Bridge now if not for these good beans.
• I'm also furry thankful that I have furry nice foster beans to look after me till I find my forever home. They give me food and treats and nice warm comfy places to nap, and more toys than I've ever seen in my whole life!

Purrs to efurryone!

=^..^= Ashley

I've been a little bit naughty

I've been a little bit naughty this weekend. I did two bad things. :/

Yesterday I was climbing all over the beans when they were in bed. They didn't mind this because they weren't sleeping yet. Peter was reading a book and Jasmine was reading poodin blogs on her laptop.

I had been reading poodin blogs with Jasmine, but then I decided it was time to play, so I started jumping around the bed. In the process of the jumping, I jumped onto Peter's head and accidentally scratched a big scratch on his cheek. It's not a deep scratch, but it is also not a short scratch. He was not furry happy with me. I'm sorry, Peter! I didn't mean to hurt you!


The other naughty thing I did involved Jasmine's necklaces. Jasmine has lots of furry pretty necklaces, and she has some of them hanging on a stand on the bedside table. They are so pretty and girly and I couldn't resist checking them out. I am a furry pretty little girl (that's what everyone tells me), so I thought the necklaces might look good on me. I tried to pull some off to try them on, and I accidentally knocked the stand over. It fell onto the floor and all the necklaces fell too and kinda got tangled up on the floor. I'm sorry, Jasmine! I didn't mean to! I just wanted to try them on and see how they looked with my pretty furs!

I don't think Jasmine is too worried 'bout the necklaces. She said they are 'costume jewellery' and 'not real'. Jasmine 'splained that this means that although they are pretty, they do not cost lots and lots of green papers. Also, I overheard Jasmine say to Peter that she's surprised I didn't knock them over ages ago because pretty dangly things are extremely enticing to kitties. So, I think this means that I'm not naughty for knocking them over today, I'm actually really good for leaving them alone for the past few months!

=^..^= Ashley

Nice compliment

Peter gave me a furry nice compliment. He was looking at my furry spots and stripes and said "Ashley, your spots and stripes are so lovely. I never realised how beautiful tabbies were until I met you."

It was such a furry nice compliment, it almost made me blush!


Peter is quite a good bean, not as good as Jasmine, but still a pretty good bean. To show Peter that I like him, I always pat his face when he picks me up. He likes this.


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New bedspread and pillows

Jasmine bought a new bedspread and pillows recently. They are furry pretty and girly, and since Jasmine and I are girls, we both like them furry much.

Peter is a boy and so doesn't get much say in these sorts of things. Jasmine bought this stuff when he was away at a conference. Tehehe.

Here I am doing an initial inspection and advising Jasmine how to arrange the pretty pillows.


When everything was arranged to my liking, I lay down in the middle of it so Jasmine could take a photo. Jasmine said the only thing that could make the bed more pretty was having a kitty in the middle of it.


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I wonder if this kitty gets called Little Chompy too?

Jasmine said this little kitty reminds her of somekitty. I wonder who it might be?



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Nicknames

Beans seem to love calling us lotsa diffurrent names. Here are some of the other names I get called:

- Sweetie. This is obviously because I'm sweet.
- Cutie. This is obviously because I'm cute.
- Chompy. This is because I love to chomp things, including fev-ver butt mousies, more fev-ver butt mousies, fev-ver wands, spinning mousie toys, fluffy wands, and Jasmine
- Tiggy. Very occasionally Jasmine accidentally calls me Tiggy. Tiggy is a poodin-who-came-before. She was a lovely little spotty stripey tabby just like me! Tiggy was furry loved, and lived to be furry furry senior (over 20 years!), so I don't mind if Jasmine accidentally calls me Tiggy sometimes.

For more variety, Jasmine also adds "Little" to these names, e.g. Little Chompy, Little Cutie, etc. I think you get the idea!


What other names do you get called?

=^..^= Ashley

Another visit to the vet

So just when I was thinking what a nice foster bean Jasmine is, she did something furry not nice!

The first not nice thing she did was not give me breakfast! At lunchtime she came home from work, and I assumed this was because she remembered that she didn't give me breakfast and so had come home to remedy this debacle.

I reminded Jasmine about the empty bowl, but she ignored me. Then she went into the secret room (Jasmine's note: the big walk-in cupboard where the cat carrier lives) and closed the door. I got suspicious, so I hid under the bed. Jasmine emerged a few minutes later and called for me. As I was suspicious, I didn't answer, I just stayed in my hidey spot.

Jasmine wandered around the apartment for a bit, calling my name. I still ignored her. Then she went into the kitchen and picked up the food canister. I knew this might be a trick, but I was SO hungry, I couldn't resist running into the kitchen.

Instead of giving me food, Jasmine scooped me up and forced me into the P.T.U! How rude! She apologised quite a lot for tricking me, but I wasn't accepting her apology. Then, she took me off to the moving machine and drove me to the vet!! I was furry NOT impressed!!

On the way there, Jasmine 'splained to me that the vet needs to take more pictures of my insides because there were weird spots on my lungs in my last xray. This time they sedated me because I was furry 'uncooperative' last time. Jasmine used the sedation as an excuse for not giving me any breakfast. She claims the vet hospital told her not to feed me before sedation!

The vet told Jasmine that the pictures of my insides were looking much better this time. I guess that yucky medicine I had to take the other week must actually have been goodness or something. I have to take more of the same medicine next week, but I think I'm done after that!! Finally!!!

=^..^= Ashley

Jasmine is quite a nice foster bean

Thanks to the poodins who expressed concern about me playing in the bag the other day. Jasmine was keeping a close eye on me, and removed the bag as soon as I'd had my fun.

Today I was thinking that Jasmine is quite a nice foster bean. Every day when she comes home from work, she picks me up and gives me a cuddle and says something furry nice to me like "Ashley, you're so lovely" or "hello beautiful poodin". I reply with purrrrr, purrrrrrr, purrr, purrrrr.

Another furry nice compliment Jasmine gives me is "Ashley, you are so perfect". She says this one a lot. I think this means she likes me furry much.

Jasmine also buys me lots and lots of toys. When I find my furrever home, I hope they have lots of toys too. I should tell Jasmine that this is a requirement so she can make sure to ask this when meeting potential adopters.

BTW, this is a slightly old photo of me. My tummy furs have grown back now. I wanted to post this picture because it's furry purple. I like purple and it matches my blog.

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Bag game

I found this great bag. It's furry big and it smells nice. It used to be carrying takeaway from a yummy nearby Asian restaurant.





=^..^= Ashley